Neil Armstronged


when someone steps on your freshly groomed and smoothed ski or snowboard drop-in run and makes a huge imprint which looks like the notorious shot of neil armstrong’s footprint on the moon. the similarities are uncanny!
you have just finished smoothing out the drop-in line for snowboarding a handrail and then your buddy walks straight across the freshly smoothed run-in, making a huge impression of his boot smack in the middle of the run-in. at that point you shout “you just neil armstronged the drop in line bro!”

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