Neil Patrick Harrisexual


attracted exclusively to women and neil patrick harris. common among males who mistakenly identify as completely heteros-xual.
man: i’m straight, but that dr. horrible is fine.

person: you’re not straight. you’re neil patrick harris-xual.

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