Neiling
to swoon over women who show little or no interest in your existence by using unreasonable methods to try to convince them that they should date you.
i’ve been neiling her for three months, but i’m still single.
verb: the act of forcibly following a girl home after a long night of drinking “kenny’s wine”.
lets grab a bottle of red and a bottle of white and go neiling!
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