Nelionic System
the nelionic system is an intranational system of measurement established in tacoma, washington in 2013. based on the contrasting concepts of precise measurements and ever-changing principles of individual philosophical beliefs, the base unit, “a nelio”, is equal to either twenty-six individual units of an item or a teaspoon of a given substance, whichever makes the least amount of contextual sense.
wow! the onion rings come in nelio and half-nelio sizes. they also come with a nelio each of two different dipping sauces. what a bargain. i had no idea that red robin used the nelionic system in determining their serving sizes.
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