nelson asbill
daredevil. professional skydiver and best friend to an unmamed person. warrior against four wheeled rhino’s, which stole 2 1/2 of his fingers. have you got a high 7 1/2 lately? a swimmer, a fighter, a dominator!
person 1: pshh, you bet we’re gonna dominate that team tonight!
person 2: we’re gonna take them from behind like nelson asbill!
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- Netaphor
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