nelson factor
nothing ever goes ones way, always scr-w-ng up no matter how hard you try. extreme case of murphy’s law…
take a perfect situation, and against all odds, it heads south real quick. for example, the nelson factor is being new in town and hitting the legendary trophy buck that all the local rednecks have been persuing for years, with your car.
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