Nelstan
a once prosperous town in the heart of lancashire, now reduced to an aslamic slum h-llhole following the terrible mistake of letting the pakis in. see also brierstan and bradfordalalabad.
“went to nelstan the other day”
“f-ckin unlucky mate”
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