Nematodirus helvetianus
a parasite. in norwegian the word means “h-ll in -n-s”. not much is know about this parasite among most people, but the name indicate that it is pain full to have in the -n-l parts.
man: i think i have nematodirus helveti-n-s, cos my -n-l parts hurtig like h-ll. doctor : nono it is just the good old hemoroids. man: i just want you to inspect my -ss with one of your pianofingers, sir. is that too much to ask for?
woman : i would like to have -n-ls-x tonight, sir. man: i have an infection of nematodirus helveti-n-s on my genitals. woman : neeeeeext.
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