Neo-goth


dresses in only the worst hot-topic fashions pulled straight from sh-tty animes. a neo-goths tell tale sign is the possession of bondage pants, i.e. those f-cking hot topic pants with all the chains on them, you know the ones. constantly quotes anime and acts likes a generally hyper little tard, probably fat, ugly or both.
look at those f-cking neo-goths, i bet they all just got done watching naruto.
1.an angsty outcast, between the ages 12 & 18, that attempts to be “goth” by dressing up in the latest hot topic clothes in order to try to look like their favorite anime characters.

2.a pathetic americanized attempt at a visual kei style or dress.

3.sometimes an alternative term for mall goth.

4. a teenager that commonly fits the following decriptions
– bis-xual
– random(i.e:waffles!^^)
– obsessed with j-pan & anime but doesn’t know anything past
what they watch on adult swim
– wears bondage pants/naruto head bands/cat ears/neko caps
– listens to cr-ppy j-rock(gackt/dir en grey)
– listens to cr-ppy american f-ggotry (him/marilyn
manson/mcr)
– found glomping others
– pr-nounces kawaii incorrectly
is there a neogoth near here? i swear i just heard someone talking about invader zim and full metal alchemist.

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