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the trend of looking like an expensive hobo
person: i wanted to look like those neo hippies so i bought all of this 60’s “vintage” clothes from urban outfitters.
person 2: so like a hobo with money?
modern day suburban pot heads, who play hacky sack, and do nosies alot because they want to avoid doing stuff.
all those kids playing hacky sack are neo hippies.
(pejorative) — a person who replaces any established belief or fact with a product, belief or idea that has a quality of perceived social sophistication.

neohippies are related to a hippie, except that their lives are centered on the purchase of expensive products and therapies of dubious value.

most common amongst parents born between 1965 and 1975.

usually drives a subaru, jetta, bug or any bicycle.

a neohippy does not shop at wal-mart, but often spotted at co-ops.
in a sentence:
“that neohippy just spent $700.00 on wool diapers for her newborn.”
-or-
“that neohippy found out he was allergic to wheat from his applied kinesiologist.”

example symptoms:

-belief that your flu, cold or cervical cancer is caused by hypomobile joints in your lower back and an immediate spinal manipulation from a chiropractic physician is needed posthaste.

-prejudice against any dairy product

-love of anything made from soy

-deep conviction in the belief that non-organic vegetables will kill you within 10 years if handled or eaten.

-spending more than $4000.00 on cloth diapering

-breast feeds children until age 5, co-sleeps with them until age 10

-belief that animals should be loved and cared for in large fields before shot and eaten.

– belief that small pox/rubella/chicken pox/etc. are less harmful than vaccination.

-ability to visualize the face of the coffee bean harvester that got a fair wage from the cup of coffee that was just purchased.
a person, generally a teenager, who is considered a prep but uses thing like the peace symbol and the hippy hand gesture (index and middle finger, y’know what im saying) they generally think their cool by doing that but, in actuality, just annoying actual neo-hippies
neo-hippy 1: “omg, look at my binder for algebra”
-shows binder full of peace symbols-
neo-hippy 2: “omg no way, that is soo cool!!!!”
jerry garcia: -rolls around in grave-

r.i.p jerry!!!
these are a group of modern day people that don’t contribute a whole lot to society. they work part-time jobs, save up their money for summer “music festivals” and drugs (mainly extasy and acid) and listen god aweful dance music and “jam bands”. the majority of their time is spent sitting around and making sh-t for each other, such as braclets and dresses. these people don’t have any beliefs in commen with the 60’s hippies, seeing as they don’t stand for anything anymore. they live for drugs and believe in the now dis=proven theories of “free-love” and “communal living”. they are a true stain of society.
hey man, you going to 10k this year? i’m gunna trip so hard. whats a protest? what, me vote? man, i love these neo-hippies