Neon Cobra
neon cobra is funny, but neon cobra is not a joke.
neon cobra is a full frontal -ssault of raucous, unapologetic, red-blooded rock n’ roll. they found the secret lair of the sp-ce-aged brain that had frozen the heart of rock n’ roll and kicked it in the -ss. hard! neon cobra will wrap itself around your throat and scream sweet nothings into your face. they don’t whine, they don’t moan, they don’t have expensive haircuts, and they aren’t afraid to sing about some down-home american f-ckin’. their music is like an audio-transmitted s-xual infection that burns so good. if someone tamed a hurricane in a bas-m-nt, and then spent months befriending it and earning its trust, taught it a love of music, freedom, and faux snakeskin pants, then gave it a hug and sent it out into the world to spread its message, it would sound just like neon cobra.
band members:
jason “thunder” walters – vocals
jason “bad news” plummer – guitar/vocals
nick “tickles” payne – drums/vocals
andy “hammerpants” hogan – b-ss/vocals
did any of you b-n-rs go to the neon cobra show last night?i totally had an eargasm.
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