Neopolitan Dick


“neopolitan d-ck ” is a term to describe a circ-mcised p-n-s having a variety of colors (~hence, “neopolitan” like the famous mix of strawberry, vanilla, and chocolate icecream) due to the circ-mcision itself.
the tip (head) more pink, the shaft more neutral, and the scr-t-m darker.

girl: his d-ck had different colors.
girl’s friend: so he had a neopolitan d-ck?
girl: haha i suppose, it was pretty hot to be honest…

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