Neopolitan Slam


everybody knows neopolitan ice ceam (vanilla, strawberry, and choclate)

well the neopolitan slam is similar to the strawberry shortcake, which is when you j-z in a b-tches face then punch her in the nose so it creates a red and white mess on her face similar to a strawberry shortcake dessert

the neopolitan slam is one step further and a little more advanced of a manuver, you start with a c-m shot on the left side of the face, create a bl–dy nose in the middle and then smear some sh-t on the right side of the face creating a perfect vanilla, strawberry, and choclate combination, this is not a move for the novice, its take great skill and experience to pull this move off.
d-mn dude did you here what dave did last nite?
nah what happend?
he hit some b-tch with a neopolitan slam!!!

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