Neptun’s Kiss


the same as backsplash.
hugely annoying.
can be avoided by clever usage of toilet paper.
“aieeeh!”
“whut?”
“neptun’s kiss, man.”
“so what?”
“the water’s effin’ freezin’, man!”

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