Nerd-5


the “nerd-5” is an uber-secret show of affection between the nerd community which “unofficially” requires said nerds to push their gl-sses up the bridge of the nose while simultaneously snorting, chuckling, and slapping snot-stained hands hands together, thus temporarily straightened the hand from the normal kung-fu grip of their lonely masturbation posture, and celebrating good fun throughout the nerd social circle.
mortimer: i tweaked the mainframe settings on my pc and now it boots up 3 seconds faster.

luther: nerd-5!!!!

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