Nerd Badge
n. the id badge that employees of google, yahoo, apple and other major tech companies are required to use to get into the building and wear around like a weird dork pride beacon when they go out to lunch with other nerds
me: dude, look at that nerd walking around with his nerd badge and his other nerd friends thinking that its cool that they work for apple
friend: yeah, they look like dorks; do you think they’ll ever get a girlfriend?
me: ……….no
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