nerd fit
a nerdtastic tantrum induced by either acc-mulation of nerdy goods (a.k.a. green laser pointer modded to 100 mw, an original press of the silmarillion, a ps3 in 2006, etc.) or by destruction of the goods thereof.
if not attended to, a cascade of nerd fits may turn into nerd rage at which point immediate -ssistance is required to prevent nerd coma or a domino effect which could destroy further items or persons triggering additional nerd fits, yada yada yada.
worker from game stop bound for nerdatory: h-llo! as our one hundredth buyer of the ps3 you have been chosen to receive an uber spy kit! this will include spycam/mp3 matrix looking sungl-sses, a book vault, night vision binoculars, a mithril vest, a complete collectors addition of metal gear solid, spycraft, and everquest.
buyer bound for nerd fit: -giggles- -squeals- -left eye twitches- -falls on the floor while snorting and squealing battle cries in prep-b-scent voice- -seizures while ululating jubilantly in mythical tongue-
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