Nerd Gardener


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n.

a nerd gardener is a third tier nerd, one who takes care of the general populous’s need for vegetarian foods. they also take care of the royal nerd palace’s gardens and make sure the landscape is in check.

nerd gardeners, are, by exact nerd mandate, “those who work for the aesthetic welfare of the empire of nerds.”
that nerd gardener is not doing a good job!

he is a nerd gardener! let’s get his autograph!

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