Nerd Hangover
a situation where one falls asleep in the am leaving open a browser window composed of dozens of tabs containing interesting intellectual stuff, philosophy, art, linguistics…take your pick.`
couldn’t stay up any longer. when i awoke, my computer greeted me with a wikipedia page called ‘list of bridges in slovenia’, followed by a tab showing thirty-seven alternative covers for ‘alice in wonderland’. of all the many tabs i had left open for myself, only one was left on facebook. man, i do not want to have to go through all this stuff, i have such a nerd hangover right now…
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