Nerd Quota


limiting the amount of “nerdy” references you can make during a specific time period. this can be a personal goal or imposed by an annoyed friend. the effort is protect yourself from appearing lame.

ex: one harry potter reference a day; two star wars references if they’re particularly clever; and one twilight reference if it won’t cause s-xuality confusion.
friend: how did you get home from the bars last night?
me: i apparated.
friend(nerd quota enforcer): that’s one.

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