nerd virus
the second most deadly virus known. very contagious. transfered through air, water, food and contact. transfer via s-xual relations is unknown, due to lack of field data (please contact nerd-quarters worldwide if you have such data).
side effects include: other individuals not understanding your conversation, inexplicable increases/decreases in iq level, failing eyesight, intense urges for cheetos, calcium loss in bones, sudden loss of interest in s-xual relations, mario theme appreciation, nosebleeds, sudden death by bludgeoning, sword, or computer case shock.
bob: “uh oh. looks like poor billy has caught the nerd virus”
john: “tch tch, well looks like there is no other way. take him out back and put him down bob. here use my sword.”
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