nerdi-chlorians


nerdi-chlorians are microscopic life-forms that reside within the cells of all living nerds. they give their counterpart a characteristic called worldly ignorance.

this person/thing becomes unaware that his behavior appears odd to others. if you told him so, he would not believe you. if you explained why, he would not understand.

nerdi-chlorians are a way to measure the person’s nerdiness; their stupid behavior.
evan: ughh, what a f-ckin’ nerd!
karl: i know, he must have a high nerdi-chlorian count.

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