nerdmergency
an emergency requiring the immediate attention of some nerd who leaves his home computer running for remote desktop purposes when it is most critical.
otherwise known as “pulling a luna”
“we have huge nerdmergency! can you test the website from an outside ip address to see if there are any problems we can’t see from here?”
a crisis unique to members of the social subset known as “nerds,” related to or stemming from their particular lifestyle, tastes, or emotional needs.
a bully has broken my gl-sses and i’m all out of white surgical tape to repair them. this is a total nerdmergency.
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