NerdMolesting
akin to nerdjacking but lasting for a much longer duration in excess of 45 minutes in one session. to a point at which the nerdmolesting victim falls asleep or enters a comatose state.
that poor new guy was subjected to nerdmolesting for over two hours with detailed descriptions of the companies programs and networks by that it guy keith. i heard they had to haul him off in an ambulance due to his coma.
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