Nerdsturbate
1) doing nerdy/brainy activities, such as calculus or newtonian mechanics, just for fun.
2) describing s-xual activities using scientific jargon as metaphors.
last night i dreamt of your definite integrals going all over my infinitesimals… i nerdsturbated as soon as i woke up.
“but what if the black hole is spinning at relativistic angular velocities? how would sp-cetime be defined on the edge of…”
“dude, stop nerdsturbating! i’m trying to watch p-rno here.”
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