Nerida


a very rare kind of woman: whip-smart, honest to a fault, fiercely loyal, and quite possibly the best lay you will ever have.

neridas tend to be from a foreign country, are thin, have brown hair, and a penchant for impossible men. they sometimes pretend to like football if they happen to be dating a brazilian footballer, but otherwise are not that in to sports.

neridas make excellent friends and even better lovers.
my girlfriend sucks. i wish i was dating a nerida.

that girl i met last night at the bar? i can’t believe the crazy s-x we had. she was a total nerida.

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