Neshaminy Mall
mall located in bensalem pennsylvania. may indeed be the smallest mall in the world but still the best mall in the world. every fri and sat night each entrance to this mall is infested with pre-teen smokers/’prost-tots.’ also, neshaminy mall has, perhaps, the most loyal mall rats ever!!!!! (especially for being the smallest mall and not having that many stores or interesting sights)
jodie: i went to neshaminy mall on friday but i forgot my a lighter so i just borrowed one from that 12 year old girl
johanna: the one that is always there and wheres the shortest skirt ever made?
jodie: no, the one that is always there and wears the tightest jeans and sl-tiest belly shirt ever.
johanna: oh, herrr!
neshaminy mall back in the day was a place where a bunch of kids could get together and smoke pot all day. now, it is over come with 12 year olds who dont where clothes so they can try and score 18 year olds, who will let them score them.
that girl is 12 ill probably have s-x with her even though im 43, because its neshaminy mall
it’s the small, crack-head mall that one would expect to be pink and full of valley girls. small and ghetto as far as it’s clientel goes and a deadrest for sl-tty little kids who are hot in their drawers. if it doesnt have a higher crime rate then quakerbridge and oxford put together than i’ll be d-mned! a change of scenery from the other two and the place to go if youre a pedefile
“i got knocked out and robbed for my jewelery at neshaminy mall.”
“i was solicited for s-x by a minor at neshaminy mall”
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