nessyed


“you’ve been nessy-ed!” is the term used when you unwittingly make eye-contact with the person in the office that tells repet-tive stories in a mono-tone voice. you have already heard the stories several times during the course of the morning and have waited until given the all-clear by your colleagues that it is now safe to enter the kitchen. too late, she has already spied you and you are now drawn into the mind-numbing adventures of caravans, mini-cooper rallies, pet chiwawa, not forgetting the recent perilous tales of having cortisone injections into her frozen shoulder. this experience is comparable to stories of water-torture endured during during the 16th century.
“oooooo i bin ‘avin terrible trouble wiv me’ shoulder..!” help! i’ve been nessyed

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