Nestle-cock
a s-x act where the girl puts a d-ck on the side of her face and jerks the guy off between her hand and cheek.
“honey, i’m not in the mood to give you a bl-w j-b tonight. how about a nestle-c-ck instead?”
“i just love the feeling of c-m in my hair. that’s why i always give my bf the nestle-c-ck.”
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