Net Zombie
1. an internet users that dedicates too much time to web browsing or viewing entertainment online that has little to no educational value or personal benefit.
2. a individual bordering on internet addiction. (not a clinical definition)
steve: “dude! you wouldn’t believe what i found on engadget!”
mark: haven’t you been on for the past 5 hours?
steve: …yeah why?
mark: you need to chill. you’re turning into a net zombie.
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