netaflixia
a medical condition where the patient physically cannot take his or her self away from netflix streaming. the patient will often go home very early and end social interaction abrubtly to go and satisfy the urges that come from netaflixia
god d-mnit jason you have netaflixia
netaflixia; a self-diagnosed non-medical term to describe people who are addicted to the netflix video streaming service.
patient a was diagnosed by his friends to have a severe case of netaflixia, in which he is unable to avoid use of the service, and may behave violently towards himself and/or others if the services continue to go unused for a long period of time. (normally one week)
addiction video streaming
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