Netease
when a webpage doesn’t work (especially videos on youtube) and the moment you refresh it it starts working again.
aleesha: oh my god, this video is taking forever to loaaaad
goncalo: refresh it then
aleesha: -click- it just started working as i refreshed 🙁
goncalo: such a netease.
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