like netflix and chill except s-xual expectations are not met. one party -thinks- it’s going to be netflix and chill, but they are soon surprised to be freezed out of anything intimate.
i thought we were going to netflix and chill but every time i tried to make an advance, i was rebuffed. it was a lot more like netflix and freeze…
a faux-rightist traitor who claims to support free markets and a small central government, but in actuality caters to the demands of leftist/socialist voters and politicians. jeb bush is a conservicuck for supporting obama’s protections for illegal immigrants.
- hot pocket squirt
relating to ‘alabama hot pocket’ verb: after having s-xual intercourse with a woman & you have blown your load in her p-ssy, you proceed to take a sh-t her p-ssy then make her sneeze so it squirts all over. my boyfriend loves it when i hot pocket squirt on his d-ck. alabama hot pocket squirtp-ssyc-ntcooter
- bus 410
is an old russian meme from imageboard iichan.hk. in 2008 one of the users posted the bus at which one gets to work in /b bullsh-t thread. other users were wery excited by the bus’s horribility and called this h-ll bus. there are a lot of ficks and novels about this bus and its conductor […]
gran – short for grandma gus – a mans name grangus – a very manly grandma. todd:”woah! what a gilf!” jim:”careful todd, i think it’s a grangus in disguise”
the fear that someone else thinks you’re a terrorist. the subject, upon interacting with the cia, suffered an obvious case of autoteleoterroristiophobia.