to secretly watch netflix at work.
so glad my computer faces a window so that i can netflix and work.
r*t*rded toddler child “i was in the park this morning and this weird looking kid crawled by me and bit my ankle… what a r*t*rdler!”
a gorgeous girl with an amazing laugh and a beautiful face and big t*ts what a tayna a gorgeous girl with an amazing laugh and a beautiful face and big t*ts what a tayna
tipore is someone in the service industry (i.e. waiter/waitress) that acts like you’re just annoying them the whole time they are “serving” you… until it’s tipping time. then they bring you your bill with a big fake smile, and a fleeting glimpse of niceness. tip wh*r* = tipore i can’t believe how much of a […]
i want to do horrible things in the bed to you d*mn tim, iwtdhttyitb