Netflix Nap
drifting in and out of consciousness while watching random series or movies on netflix.
we don’t have cl-ss today so i will be taking a netflix nap for the rest of the day.
i took such a hard netflix nap my shows started to mix in with my dreams and before i knew it the doctor was saving the cheerleader and the world again, after we were falling off a cliff tapdancing.
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