netflix
life
the reason no one has a life anymore. e.g. i haven’t left my bed in 24 hours, i blame netflix
verb: to -ssign a dvd t-tle to your netflix queue. or, to put the dvd t-tle on your viewing agenda.
i won’t be seeing shrek 2 in the theatre. instead, i’ll netflix it for later. or, i recommend star trek: enterprise season one. you should netflix it.
the reason that video stores all across america are shutting down. people don’t want to waste time driving to the video store and spending more money than they have to, so they order netflix, which is considered more convenient. let’s face it, video stores just can’t keep up.
guy 1: “hey let’s go to hollywood video and find that one movie about the girl who has teeth in her v-g-n-!”
guy 2: “nah dude, let’s just get it from netflix, they are the only one’s who carry it.”
the action of renting dvds solely for the purpose of copying them to dvd-rs. netflix warehouses are america’s 512tb swap drive.
“man, i totally netflixed the simpsons.”
1. to rent a dvd from netflix.com.
2. to place a dvd in your netflix queue.
“t-tanic is a cl-ssic movie. you should netflix it sometime.”
“the movie isn’t sold anymore, but you might be able to netflix it if you want to see it.”
the very best way to rent dvds you order them online and they come in the mail no late fees, you can have 3 out at a time, and you don’t have to deal with the -sshole employees at blockbuster. all for only $20 a month charged to your credit card.
“wanna go to blockbuster?”
“sh-t no!! i got netflix and i can keep my movies out for as long as i want best of all i don’t have to deal with blockbusters lackl-ster selection and the employees who treat me like sh-t.”
a s-x position where you meet someone and have s-x, then meet back again for more in 1-2 business days.
justin: i just had some fun with this girl last night. i totally want to netflix her.
brian: nice justin, just remember to go out and buy blackwater, it will be romantic.
when a business engages in an act of self-immolation, generally for inexplicable or poorly explained reasons.
dude, that company netflixed itself.
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