Netherlands
a great little country nestled between belgium and germany. people speak dutch there and go everywhere on a bicycle. they’re famous for their tulips and windmills, but they have great cities too. go there and check out the awesome art, fachion , and architecture.
“i’m going to the netherlands this summer to get down with my dutch homies.”
koninkrijk der nederlanden
housing
flat, flat, flat
farm and forest
dutch town, vollenhove
european country north of belgium, east of the uk and west of germany. the people there speak dutch. the netherlands is also known as holland, however holland is just a province. the capital of the netherlands is amsterdam.
non-dutch people often think that the language dutch is german. this is not true! dutch is not german for german, but dutch for dutch.
in dutch:
“ik ben nederlands.”
“i’m dutch.”
i’m dutch, i’m from the netherlands and i speak dutch.
mills, wooden shoes, cheese, marihuana, hookers and tullips. have to say more?
i am a citizen of the netherlands
awesome country best french fries and cheese
the netherlands are going to win world cup 2006
the only country in the whole wide world where you can buy marijuana in a shop. it’s the best country in the world!!
im’a smoke me some ganja while staying in the netherlands
a post-colonial novel by joseph o’neill about a dutch, cricket playing banker who has trouble adjusting to life in new york, plays cricket, and and rambles on about it.
p.s: it is officially gone b.o.a (barack obama approved)
“a great book”
dave: how the fick did chuck die in netherland? o’neill is such a w-nker for not explaining it.
phil: it’s a sh-t book, so why should you care?
dave(with a resentful expression): true
phil: lol! xd havent you heard, taspinar is chuck risen from the dead! only the messiah could deliver such monologues.
dave: whaaaaaat!
phil: chuck’s out of time and sp-ce, you know… or did you not know that?
small, flat and wet country somewhere in northern europe where everyone is tall, smokes weed and rides a bike.
i’m a dutch citizen, i come from the netherlands.
the netherlands are far out!
i’m smoking weed in the netherlands.
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