netslapping
the art of watching netflix while sleeping.
being half asleep while netflix is playing.
1)i was netslapping last night while waiting for my phone call.
2) i was netslaping and lost track of time.
3) i was to busy netslapping to realize how president trump destroying our country!
4) my crazy ex-wife snapchatted her cooter while i was netslapping and i was all shut the f-ck up b-tch, i’m busy”
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