neuggles
neutered + noggles = neuggles
to have placed upon your eye sockets the scr-t-m of a neutered animal. most often performed by a cat while one is sleeping.
can be used as both a noun and a verb.
noun: “that cat just placed his neuggles on bob barker’s face!”
verb: “every morning i get neuggled by my freaking cat. i suppose that’s better than wearing cat noggles.”
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