neuralyzer


(noun) aka flashy-thing. a fictional gadget from men in black that allows one to erase another’s short term memory and replace it with spoken words similar to post-hypnotic suggestions.

sometimes misspelled as neuralizer.
kay: all right, beatrice, there was no alien. the flash of light you saw in the sky was not a ufo. swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from venus.
jay: wait a minute. you just flash that thing, it erases her memory, and you just make up a new one?
kay: a standard issue neuralyzer.
jay: and that weak–ss story’s the best you can come up with?

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