neuro-defragmentation


a process that involves the systematic disintegration of the brain, often a consequence of an extremely befuddling statement or -ssertion, such as an ancient chinese proverb or a sentence in latin.
person 1: did i confuse you?
person 2: yeah i was on the brink of neuro-defragmentation

person 1: so you say he was trying to listen to cl-ssical music whilst watching scuzz and doing a crossword in spanish at the same time?
person 2: i’m afraid that’s the truth, yes.
person 1: poor man, looks like a serious case of neuro-defragmentation

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