neurophone


a device implanted under ones skin, such as the one our president uses to relay his speeches. it allows another, within range, to relay subsonic messages that the user can repeat like a parrot, hopefully to give the impression that he knows what the h-ll he is saying.
“dammit carl, i thought for sure you said ‘the human being and the fish can co-exist peacefully’, not ‘we need to attack the world because we are a bunch of power-hungry war-mongering money-hungry fascist elitist corporatists’! maybe we need to adjust my neurophone”.

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