Neutral Zone Infraction
a s-xual position involving an offensive lineman, a defensive lineman, and greasy twisted woman (frequently asian). the neutral zone infraction occurs when the two opposing lineman double penetrate the woman orally and v-g-n-lly(frequently -n-lly). the neutral zone infraction can only be official when the combined weight of all 3 members involved totals 650 lbs. any illegal procedures that are a result of this, ie staring the opposing lineman in the eye, will result in instantaneous h-m-s-xuality and a 5 yard penalty will be given
jeff: did you hear what those sick f-cks on the football team did?
hank: no?
jeff:they gave that blind asian chick in our advanced biology cl-ss a neutral zone infraction
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