never bring food to a buffet
an expression which basically -sserts that it is unnecessary (and often self-defeating) to be accompanied by someone of the opposite s-x to an event where there are likely to be a significant amount of unattached people who are potentially looking for an opportunity to “hook up”.
applies of course to those who are not married or not in a steady, long term relationship.
“so, are you going to darren and tracey’s wedding? i hear there will be lots of hot singles there!”
“for sure. maybe i should bring along a date, what do you think?”
“no no no, my friend……remember….never bring food to a buffet!”
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