Nevergonnagetlaidingytis
a terminal medical condition that happens when a person accomplished one or more of the following.
1) doesn’t step out of their bas-m-nt for a week
2) is a virgin by age 40.
3) reached level 85 on wow before kissing a woman
the affliction is easily obtainable by other means, and there’s no known cure other than hookers.
man, i just turned 40 and i’m still a virgin. i think i’m coming down with nevergonnagetlaidingytis.
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