new age hippie


someone who knows nothing about the 60’s or hippies in general, but likes to snap an elastic band around their head, wear tye-dye and act like they know what a hippie actually is. oh, bytheway, uggs are not hippie shoes, f-ckheads.
dude 1: look at that hippie! she’s hot!
dude 2: oh yeah! wait… she’s a new age hippie, gross.
dude 1: i see the headband now. right, gross.

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