New England Lobster Tail
when the guy takes his d-ck out of a c-nt and starts to beat the p-ssy with it, kind of like the motion a lobster’s tail makes when it swims.
billy–“hey jim, i gave your mom a new england lobster tail before we came to dinner!”
jim–“i can only give a shrimp tail…”
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