new every two
a pattern or history of short term relationships normally lasting less than two years.
hey man, ya boy and ol’ girl ain’t kickin’ it no more…guess he’s up for his “new every two”…
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when you stick one side of a tube in your -ss and the other side in your partner and sh-t back and forth from -ss to -ss. i gave my b-tch a sh-t transfer cause she was biting. not to be confused with “sh-t x-fer”, this act of sensuality is where two willing parties align […]
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