New Friend Request


the one thing middle school girls pray for at night.

a great way to make someone feel like they actually have friends.

a phrase which often causes the elderly to become baffled, then irritated, and then baffled again. frequently accompanied by a facial expression which ill-strates confusion.

the downfall of the technological revolution in one term.

the name of a song by the band evergreen terrace.
suzie: “i cant wait any longer to check my mysp-ce page!”

bystander 1: “why do you think that girl is running frantically into the library?”

bystander 2: “i have an idea.”

bystander 1: “yeah, she must be anxious to check her mysp-ce for new friend requests.”

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