New Glarus


a friggin small town in between madison and monroe. has many festivals involving a beer tent downtown. population is a little over 2,111 people. popular attractions: bar, bar, bar, tavern, bar, church, bar, bar. popular activities: drinking, drinking, drinking, religion, drinking.
dude i wanna get wasted in like eight different bars.
let’s go to new glarus

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